Currently orgasming to a twix bar.
I'm sooo happy that I look fat in my tux.
Dear Spanish Teacher,
After today, I HATE YOU! How dare you call my friends and I annoying when you tell the class to talk more. HOW. DARE. YOU. But I lol’d when you informed us that we were annoying the class. Do you think we give any fucks if 6 whores and 7 douche bags think we’re annoying? NOPE. We’re better than them and we all know it. YOLO senora, YO-LO. And then the stupid bitches in our class...